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[reloves]

mailbox for minako aino living at 1449.

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[reloves]

[ What. What is this message. Oh no, now it's definitely on. ]

What do you mean, hooked up two people?! Are you even capable of that? [ DO YOU EVEN LIFT. ]

[onlystarabove]

I told you I'd surpass you and it happened. You ready to give up your title yet?

[reloves]

No way! [ Quickly snapping back. Almost instictively. ] Tell me their names and what you did first and then I'll judge if you're even worthy of getting close to that title!

[onlystarabove]

Maka and Tsugumi. Go on and check it out. I made sure both of them had the confidence to do something.

[reloves]

Hah, I bet you did nothing at all for them! If you weren't here, they still would have hooked up, I'm sure of it!

[onlystarabove]

Maybe five years later. Maybe never.

[reloves]

And how can you be so sure, huh? Can you look into the future? Are you some sort of psychic? Have you been a guest in a talkshow because of it?!

The answer is no! The one and only goddess of love and beauty is still me, Minako Aino!

[onlystarabove]

I could do all that if I wanted to.

[reloves]

Even my pinky has more psychic powers than your entire body!

[onlystarabove]

So? My five senses work better than your melty little brain powers.

[reloves]

Hah, even if you have five senses, you still can't beat me! After all, I have six..!

[onlystarabove]

It's too bad all six are half-assed so they only count as three.

[reloves]

And how would you know more about my own senses than I do, huh?! You're not the one in my body, this kind of body would be way too beautiful for someone like you either way..!

[onlystarabove]

Why would I want your body when mine is absolute perfection?

[reloves]

At least my hair isn't blue!

[onlystarabove]

Looking like a ditz isn't any better!!

[reloves]

Why don't you come back when you actually find a girlfriend, huh?!

[onlystarabove]

What makes you think I even need one?

[reloves]

Because the only way to beat the goddess of love is to get one, of course! Or do you think you can't do it..? [ Now you're just asking for it, Minako. ]

[onlystarabove]

That's stupid. I could get a date anytime I wanted.

[reloves]

No way, what kind of girl would want to go on a date with some loud idiot who would hit girls?! Even people with low standards would pass that over! [ Are you talking about yourself.. ]

[onlystarabove]

Yeah. Like generic blond hair, blue eyes is better. What do you do, read fashion magazines and think you're hot?

[reloves]

Hey, all I need to be able to tell I'm hot is a mirror! I know it's hard when they break the moment you look into them like in your case!

[onlystarabove]

Kissing yourself in the mirror doesn't count as having an admirer.

[reloves]

Ohohohoho, I bet I've had more kisses in my life so far than you will ever have!