ooc ♀ mailbox for hollyheights

[reloves]

mailbox for minako aino living at 1449.

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[endgod]

You're right. The two of us versus Holly Heights sans one, for the role of narrator.

[reloves]

But thinking about it, our boyfriends can't participate, right? That'd be unfair. They're distracting.

[endgod]

Aaaaaah!! Zenkichi isn't my boyfriend... but, I like to do battle with him more than anything!

[ That's the best way to express love, Kurokami style. ]

[reloves]

[ You two are seriously weird.

And that's coming from the girl who's dating a country. City. Thing. ]

But you two kissed, right?! It looked like it was pure and destined love!

[endgod]

Er, that might be true. I even agreed to marry him once. But still, it's hard to explain.

[ He rejected her when she proposed to him at the age of two and it's left some trauma. And if she starts acting like a girlfriend, she'll go all super old fashioned and formal... and this is Medaka, so of course her relationship would have to be extremely weird and sort of complicated for no reason whatsoever. ]

[reloves]

Oh, now I get it.

[ Clearly Minako instantly realised just what kind of weird and complicated kind of world Medaka comes from and that they can't just date like that and.. .. well, probably not. ]

He's not your boyfriend, he's your husband!

[endgod]

Wrong. We can't get married until we're adults.

[ She feels bad typing that, though. Since she's promised to become the head of the Kurokami family after the school year is over... ]

[reloves]

I think you're old enough to get married! What else do you need?

[ Except the world - unfortunately, in Minako's eyes - does not literally revolve around her. ]

[endgod]

No way! A proper elite like me can only get married at the age of eighteen!

[ YOU SHOULD SEE HOW MUCH SHE'S BLUSHING NOW. THANKS MINAKO?? ]

[reloves]

[ No problem, this kind of thing is sort of her speciality. ]

What does age matter if it's pure and honest love?! You never know when meteorites are going to destroy the Earth, so you should propose while you still can!

[endgod]

Ridiculous, I'd just punch them out of the way.

[reloves]

You can punch meteorites?! So you're a superwoman after all!

[ After all, even Minako can't do that.. she's pretty sure even Makoto isn't that strong to boot. ]

[endgod]

Well, at home it'd be possible. Maybe not here...

[reloves]

The guy in charge took your powers away, right? He's done that to a lot of people. Sometimes he seems to give them back too though, so maybe you'll be Superwoman again in a while.

[endgod]

As soon as I do, I'll make sure to let everyone know that I can protect this town from large objects that hurtle from outer space.

[reloves]

If they don't believe you, then tell them I've got your back on this one, I fully believe in your superpowers! And anyone would believe something the goddess of love and beauty says!

[endgod]

Is that what you are? Impressive! I knew you'd have to have such a worthy title!

[reloves]

Really, you believed in my divinity from the start?!

[ That'd be a first, after all.. ]

[endgod]

Of course!!

[ Not. She believes everyone is just really special.... ]

[reloves]

Medaka-chan, you're so kind.. if I'm the goddess of love, then you're the goddess of kindness for sure! I'm so happy I could cry..!

[endgod]

Nonsense. I'm no goddess, I'm just the great Medaka-chan!

[ SHE'S A YOUNG GIRL WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE A MONSTER, THAT'S ALL!!! ]