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[reloves]

mailbox for minako aino living at 1449.

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[gnasher]

wait why

[reloves]

[ There's no reply to the text.

But if Rin happens to look out of the window a good five or ten minutes later, he'll find Minako right there. (Yes, even if it's not the ground level floor.) ]

[gnasher]

[luckily for physics, it is the ground floor]

[looks up from his homework and


into the face of death????]

What the fuck.

[reloves]

We need to talk!

[ At least she's not pelting his house with tomatoes and eggs or something like that.

Because that certainly was another option. ]

[gnasher]

O...kay...?

[who even was this]

Go to the front door.

[and he does, as well, opening it and ...standing there because he's not sure he wants to let this person in?]

-- Are you that girl from the cafe?

[reloves]

[ At least she's not trying to get in since she is just standing there, her arms folded over each other across her chest and she frowns. ]

Right, right, the one from the texts just now! If you really called Usagi-chan fat, then I can't just let that slide, you know!

[gnasher]

I didn't call her fat! This is getting way out of hand!

[reloves]

Then why did you suddenly bring that up, huh?! Stuff like that seems mighty suspicious!

[gnasher]

Because you told me to contact her about the job! This is getting way too troublesome... she just took something the wrong way, alright?

[gnasher]

[awkwardly scratching the back of his head]

...My sister was cold. It was our first day, and I didn't have anything but my leg skins on, so I needed to borrow a sweater for her.

[reloves]

...

And what happened then?

[ She's not going to let up the squint-glaring until she's satisfied enough with the story. ]

[gnasher]

[SIGH he was hoping she wouldn't ask because if they're friends, she'll probably take it the wrong way too, but -- ]

I asked if she had a smaller one, or something, because my sister's really small.

[indicates a Very Short Sister with his hand]

[reloves]

You did explain the part about your sister, right? [ See, Minako's a little smarter than Usagi.. in fact, most of her idiocy is just her letting herself go and have fun rather than Usagi's natural ditziness. So she gets where the misunderstanding happened here, but if he was rude to her best friend then he's still not off the hook! ]

Else any girl would mistake what you're saying!

[gnasher]

Oi, of course I said the part about my sister. Why would I need a pink parka?

[should he... invite he in it is kind of cold...]

[reloves]

...

[ She's leaning closer.. closer.... staring right into his eyes.. (are you still sure you want to have this girl anywhere in your house, Rin.) ]

You aren't just abusing your talents as a cute boy to change my mind, are you? That's a crime!

[gnasher]

[and now he is a mildly flustered cute boy]

Uh -- I don't think I'm doing that.

[reloves]

[ mission accomplished tbh ]

I don't know, you're awfully cute and good-looking! And everyone knows those qualities are the goddess of love and beauty's number one weak point! [ Is she complimenting him or not, who even knows at this point anymore.. ]

[gnasher]

What are you --

[this is super embarrassing]

-- l-look, I didn't mean to offend her! And I really need a job! That's all!

[reloves]

.. Hmm, well, you seem to be honest enough, and you're definitely more than cute enough..

[ She was already fangirling over the prospect of Makoto's friends working at the cafe back when the other guy visited, okay.. ]

I'd say it's okay as long as you make sure to apologize to her!

[gnasher]

Alright, alright.

[he was planning to okay jeez!!! even though he really didn't do anything wrong thanks]

[...]

Do you want to come in?

[reloves]

[ solemnly ]

I already have a boyfriend.

[gnasher]

[???????????]

What the hell did you think I just said? For tea, or something! I have a few questions about the job! Oi, don't assume shit!

[reloves]

No, no, it's okay! I know I'm pretty irresistable.. I would've done the same if the goddess of love and beauty herself was standing on my doorstep! [ She shakes her head. ]

I guess I can come inside for a bit, but don't expect me to give you fanservice even if you are cute, okay?

[gnasher]

I don't -- I'm not that kind of guy!

[he's starting to wonder if he can handle the goddess of love and beauty herself on his shifts]

[a step to the side, and he closes the door behind her and motions to the homework-strewn table she'd caught him at in the first place, before heading to the kitchen to warm the tea up]

[adds, just to cover his ass, shame on him if this happens twice]

...No offense.

[reloves]

[ At least she comes inside fairly normally, sitting down at the table (and ignoring the homework all over it, because.. well, slacker mentality..) and patiently waiting for him to finish the tea until he speaks up. She waves a hand dismissively even if he might not be able to see it before answering. ]

Oh, it's fine if you swing that way too! I guess it might be a little bit too much to ask boys who don't like girls to appreciate the pure looks of the goddess of love and beauty..! [ Totally misunderstanding. ]