[and so minako receives a small package containing this gem. attached, of course, is one of those generic christmas cards which reads as follows:]
Ms. Minako, I once recited one of these poems to my then wife. It didn't have the intended effect [pretty much the opposite, actually!] but I'm certain you would have more luck. Merry Christmas, and I hope you enjoy the holiday.
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Ms. Minako,
I once recited one of these poems to my then wife. It didn't have the intended effect [pretty much the opposite, actually!] but I'm certain you would have more luck. Merry Christmas, and I hope you enjoy the holiday.
Sincerely,
Robert