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[reloves]

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[reloves]

I'd call over the waiter first.

[ She nods to herself. ]

And then I'd check to make sure it's a cute guy. If it is, I'd ask him if it is his hair, and if that is the case as well, I'd ask him to kiss me to make up for it..! [ .. at least she knows how to get what she wants out of things.. ]

[prosecutory]

[Wow, for a moment there Edgeworth thought you had your priorities straight by calling the waiter.]

...

And if you don't know whose hair it is, or if you don't like the person whose hair you found?

[reloves]

I'll sue them!

[ SLAMS A FIST ONTO THE PALM OF HER HAND. ]

You're a lawyer guy, right? You can help me with it!

[prosecutory]

I think that sternly reminding the restaurant staff to be more careful in preparing your food would be more convenient.

[Please don't jump right into suing, Minako. Suing is a hard job.]

[reloves]

No way, that sounds boring. [ Sound logic right there. ]

When something like that happens, you have to be a little more dramatic about it! That way you'll make sure they will never ever forget about it.. see, it's for everyone's good!

[ And not just because Minako likes dramatics.

.. okay, maybe that's the biggest reason after all. ]

[prosecutory]

They may not forget it...for other reasons, as well.

[a.k.a. you'll never be allowed in that restaurant again and get a restraining order slapped into your face.]

[reloves]

[ Hey, if she's made it this far without a restraining order, then she might as well go for gold.. go all the way.. ]

Come on.. why do you always have to make everything sound like it's a bad thing, Edgeworth-san? [ Maybe since this book is your life, Minako. ]

[prosecutory]

Because your course of action has consequences I must remind you of.

[It's not a bad thing to sue people per se...what's bad is suing them for every little thing!]