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[reloves]

mailbox for minako aino living at 1449.

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[endgod]

[ But they could be on a team together and kick ass. ]

Is that so?? I believe that all sports should be represented equally... we will have to have a tournament one day! I will give whoever can beat us a lot of money!

[reloves]

[ Holly Heights is shaking on its fundaments at the very thought. ]

Wow, we'll be a volleyball team?! It sort of makes us sound like some kind of legendary team, almost unbeaten by anyone ever.. challengers from all over the world rise to the challenge to try and beat us, but they all fail! [ This is starting to sound like some movie script. ]

[endgod]

That would be it exactly! Between the two of us, we could have a lot of fun challenging the rest of the town!

[ She's literally meaning the rest of the town. The entire population of Holly Heights against the two of them. At the same time. ]

[reloves]

No way, we'd need to have someone to narrate an event as epic as that..! [ Whether Minako knows just what exactly Medaka is aiming at or that she's just being melodramatic about something smaller is anyone's guess. ]

[endgod]

You're right. The two of us versus Holly Heights sans one, for the role of narrator.

[reloves]

But thinking about it, our boyfriends can't participate, right? That'd be unfair. They're distracting.

[endgod]

Aaaaaah!! Zenkichi isn't my boyfriend... but, I like to do battle with him more than anything!

[ That's the best way to express love, Kurokami style. ]

[reloves]

[ You two are seriously weird.

And that's coming from the girl who's dating a country. City. Thing. ]

But you two kissed, right?! It looked like it was pure and destined love!

[endgod]

Er, that might be true. I even agreed to marry him once. But still, it's hard to explain.

[ He rejected her when she proposed to him at the age of two and it's left some trauma. And if she starts acting like a girlfriend, she'll go all super old fashioned and formal... and this is Medaka, so of course her relationship would have to be extremely weird and sort of complicated for no reason whatsoever. ]

[reloves]

Oh, now I get it.

[ Clearly Minako instantly realised just what kind of weird and complicated kind of world Medaka comes from and that they can't just date like that and.. .. well, probably not. ]

He's not your boyfriend, he's your husband!

[endgod]

Wrong. We can't get married until we're adults.

[ She feels bad typing that, though. Since she's promised to become the head of the Kurokami family after the school year is over... ]

[reloves]

I think you're old enough to get married! What else do you need?

[ Except the world - unfortunately, in Minako's eyes - does not literally revolve around her. ]

[endgod]

No way! A proper elite like me can only get married at the age of eighteen!

[ YOU SHOULD SEE HOW MUCH SHE'S BLUSHING NOW. THANKS MINAKO?? ]

[reloves]

[ No problem, this kind of thing is sort of her speciality. ]

What does age matter if it's pure and honest love?! You never know when meteorites are going to destroy the Earth, so you should propose while you still can!

[endgod]

Ridiculous, I'd just punch them out of the way.

[reloves]

You can punch meteorites?! So you're a superwoman after all!

[ After all, even Minako can't do that.. she's pretty sure even Makoto isn't that strong to boot. ]

[endgod]

Well, at home it'd be possible. Maybe not here...

[reloves]

The guy in charge took your powers away, right? He's done that to a lot of people. Sometimes he seems to give them back too though, so maybe you'll be Superwoman again in a while.

[endgod]

As soon as I do, I'll make sure to let everyone know that I can protect this town from large objects that hurtle from outer space.

[reloves]

If they don't believe you, then tell them I've got your back on this one, I fully believe in your superpowers! And anyone would believe something the goddess of love and beauty says!

[endgod]

Is that what you are? Impressive! I knew you'd have to have such a worthy title!

[reloves]

Really, you believed in my divinity from the start?!

[ That'd be a first, after all.. ]

[endgod]

Of course!!

[ Not. She believes everyone is just really special.... ]

[reloves]

Medaka-chan, you're so kind.. if I'm the goddess of love, then you're the goddess of kindness for sure! I'm so happy I could cry..!

[endgod]

Nonsense. I'm no goddess, I'm just the great Medaka-chan!

[ SHE'S A YOUNG GIRL WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE A MONSTER, THAT'S ALL!!! ]