[ She just snorts. Minako doesn't even bother being subtle about it. ]
Yes, they truly are fine fruit.. [ G.. giggle... ] Have you ever shared them with someone before, Edgeworth-san? I can assure you it's a very.. refreshing experience.
[ She's totally not going to give it away. Minako's waiting until he'll go ask someone - it'll be hilarious. ]
Especially with some handsome guy. That's how it works the best. [ You don't know how hard she's working to surpress these giggles that are about to burst out. ]
[That...sounds weird. (That's not how you eat a banana.) And they're taking up too much time that could be spent just carrying out the landlord's whims.
He'll get back on topic.]
I shouldn't be wasting your time further. Let's just decide on what to buy from each other.
[ Apparently she couldn't resist making at least some sort of remark, whoops. ]
But got it, I'll go along with that then. Just don't start eating it right away in case it's a bomb or whatever. [ MOST EXTREME SCENARIO.. never say Minako isn't prepared as hell. ]
That just makes it sound like you're suspecting he put a hair into it or something..
[ Then again, it suits Edgeworth, huh. He could totally be in one of those culinary tv shows where they check out whether people's kitchens are sanitary or not, he'd be a champ at that, she's sure.... ]
And then I'd check to make sure it's a cute guy. If it is, I'd ask him if it is his hair, and if that is the case as well, I'd ask him to kiss me to make up for it..! [ .. at least she knows how to get what she wants out of things.. ]
No way, that sounds boring. [ Sound logic right there. ]
When something like that happens, you have to be a little more dramatic about it! That way you'll make sure they will never ever forget about it.. see, it's for everyone's good!
[ And not just because Minako likes dramatics.
.. okay, maybe that's the biggest reason after all. ]
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Are you saying you like bananas?
[ Oh, come on, you can't expect her to not slip in a joke there to lighten the mood. ]
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Bananas are fine fruit...I see no reason why I shouldn't.
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Yes, they truly are fine fruit.. [ G.. giggle... ] Have you ever shared them with someone before, Edgeworth-san? I can assure you it's a very.. refreshing experience.
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[ She's totally not going to give it away. Minako's waiting until he'll go ask someone - it'll be hilarious. ]
Especially with some handsome guy. That's how it works the best. [ You don't know how hard she's working to surpress these giggles that are about to burst out. ]
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[Why "handsome guys" in particular? Look, he doesn't get this at all. How does it "work the best" with "handsome guys"?]
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[ You're just going to make the innuendo worse by asking on, Edgeworth.. before you know it, you're the hero of every yaoi doujin in her mind.
Or, you know, the bottom. ]
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[That...sounds weird. (That's not how you eat a banana.) And they're taking up too much time that could be spent just carrying out the landlord's whims.
He'll get back on topic.]
I shouldn't be wasting your time further. Let's just decide on what to buy from each other.
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Alright, alright. Just name one thing. I'm fine with anything, so we'll order whatever you want.
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[ Apparently she couldn't resist making at least some sort of remark, whoops. ]
But got it, I'll go along with that then. Just don't start eating it right away in case it's a bomb or whatever. [ MOST EXTREME SCENARIO.. never say Minako isn't prepared as hell. ]
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Of course not. I'll be examining it before I deem it fit for consumption.
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[ Then again, it suits Edgeworth, huh. He could totally be in one of those culinary tv shows where they check out whether people's kitchens are sanitary or not, he'd be a champ at that, she's sure.... ]
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[He's nitpicky enough.]
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Whose hair would we be talking about here?
[ Minako.
She has her priorities, apparently. ]
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[Your priorities, Minako.]
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[ She nods to herself. ]
And then I'd check to make sure it's a cute guy. If it is, I'd ask him if it is his hair, and if that is the case as well, I'd ask him to kiss me to make up for it..! [ .. at least she knows how to get what she wants out of things.. ]
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...
And if you don't know whose hair it is, or if you don't like the person whose hair you found?
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[ SLAMS A FIST ONTO THE PALM OF HER HAND. ]
You're a lawyer guy, right? You can help me with it!
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[Please don't jump right into suing, Minako. Suing is a hard job.]
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When something like that happens, you have to be a little more dramatic about it! That way you'll make sure they will never ever forget about it.. see, it's for everyone's good!
[ And not just because Minako likes dramatics.
.. okay, maybe that's the biggest reason after all. ]
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[a.k.a. you'll never be allowed in that restaurant again and get a restraining order slapped into your face.]
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Come on.. why do you always have to make everything sound like it's a bad thing, Edgeworth-san? [ Maybe since this book is your life, Minako. ]
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[It's not a bad thing to sue people per se...what's bad is suing them for every little thing!]