ooc ♀ mailbox for hollyheights

[reloves]

mailbox for minako aino living at 1449.

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[protectthecastle]

Yes.

There is nothing wrong with that, is there?

[She's gotten to the point where she doesn't even notice the outward appearance.]

[reloves]

No, not really.

[ Even Minako, with as ridiculous as she can be from time to time most of the time, has to admit that much. ]

It's actually pretty admirable. I'm sure a lot of people wish they could be that pure.

[protectthecastle]

Why is it pure?

[reloves]

Because you're not lusting after their crown jewels, of course!

[ Don't make her explain the birds and the bees, Veronica.

No one wants to see that happen. ]

[protectthecastle]

Why would I want something like that? I am sure their jewels are lovely and very valuable to the right buyer, but I would prefer flowers.

[What do jewels have to do with people?? She's so confused.]

[reloves]

[ ... yeah, she should have seen this one coming. If she didn't even know about physical attraction, then euphenisms are probably another whole new world for this girl.. ]

No, I'm not talking about actual jewels! I'm talking about.. you know, his carrot? His nuts? The snake in his pants?

[protectthecastle]

[........She's certain there's something she's not understanding here.]

I am afraid that I do not know. Also keeping a snake in one's pants seems unnecessarily cruel to the snake.

[reloves]

I'm not talking about an actual snake, you know.

[ Does she just.. not.. know anatomy.. Not being physically attracted to people is one thing, but this goes far beyond asexual and all the way into "where were you doing sex ed class". ]

[protectthecastle]

[Anatomy was the study of priests, and squires do not make reference to anatomy in front of the princess unless they want a sword to the groin courtesy of Veronica's guard, Rida. (Well, okay, maybe not a sword to the groin. But there would be Words and a training session where any thought of talking to the princess of anatomy would be thoroughly kicked out of them.)

And sex ed was one of those things that everyone assumed would happen. At some point.]

What are you talking about, then?

[reloves]

[ Well, fear no longer, everyone.. Minako will deliver the sex ed you've been waiting for so badly.

In the worst possible way. ]

I guess we'll have to start at the beginning, huh? No one ever gave you that talk? About what happens when a man and a woman love each other very, very much.

[protectthecastle]

[Her handmaidens are going to wish they had just given her the talk.]

They marry?

[reloves]

Sure, but what if they want to have a kid?

[protectthecastle]

I do not know.

[This was around the part where her maids gave up and told her that they were sure she and Eugene would...figure...something out.]

[reloves]

See, this is important to know!! What if you want to have babies later on? You're not going to know what to do..! You'll just stare out of the window all day, waiting for the stork to arrive!

[protectthecastle]

Stork?

[reloves]

It's this fake story people made up about how babies are born. Parents tell their curious kids that babies are delivered by storks.. who'd ever believe a lame story like that?

[protectthecastle]

Where would they get them in the first place? And can they lift a baby? If the robotic babies from school were any judge, they can be quite heavy.

[reloves]

Exactly, that's why the story is full of holes and no one could believe it!! They only made up this story since most kids are naive and don't think about stuff like that.. how cruel, taking advantage of the imagination of the young! I won't stand for it!

[ this is like three inches away from being a sailor soldier speech.. ]

[protectthecastle]

[Veronica's not sure what that says about her since she would definitely not have believed it as a child. And she'd ask to weigh a baby. And then she'd plan to catch a stork in order to see how much it could actually lift.

She was a difficult child.]

But surely if they had imagination, they would be able to see that there are holes in the story.

[reloves]

That's not how imagination works though! That's more how logical reasoning works? Anyway, exactly because kids have imagination, they imagine it's possible! Just like how they believe in stuff like the tooth fairy and Santa Claus.

[ Hoping she isn't accidentally helping Veronica out of any illusions here.. but she didn't seem that young anymore, it should be fine!! ]

[protectthecastle]

Then I think I may not have had an imagination.

Nor did we have tooth fairies or Santa Claus.

[reloves]

Hey, what kind of weird place is it that you come from?

[ A place both without imagination and without sex ed.. Minako's not too sure how to feel about this, really. ]

[protectthecastle]

[Wow, don't call her country weird, okay.]

It is a country named Zerestria. And may I ask why you think it is weird?

[reloves]

I've seen a lot of people from really weird places here, but even most of them knew about these sort of things! I thought they were a consistency across different worlds, so maybe yours is just an abnormality.. [ or minako just hasn't met the right people yet, lbr. ]

[protectthecastle]

I could not say if it is an abnormality or not. We cannot get new information at the castle and there is much that I do not know so I am not sure if you should be using my knowledge as indication of what Zerestria is like.