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[reloves]

.. So..

[ Hear the way that word trails off, Edgeworth? That means something's coming up that - while the reasonable solution - might be a little off the tracks. ]

Why don't we just try ordering something? I could take the risk. [ Sailor soldier and all. It takes more than just some Landlord trick to take her down! ]

[prosecutory]

[Minako no you don't have to do this...oh okay fine.]

I suppose, but are you absolutely sure? If so, we can either order the same goods from each other, or items amounting to the same price or corresponding points.

[reloves]

[ SHUT UP, SIT DOWN AND LET HER BE SELF-SACRIFICING ALREADY, EDGEWORTH!! ]

Yeah, I'm sure. I doubt anything bad will happen that I can't handle. [ A little more confidence than an average teenage girl should have about this, but ssh... ]

You're sure about it too? I mean, we don't know the consequences, so we both got to be fine with dealing with the possible aftermath if you insist on it being a mutual thing.

[prosecutory]

I am. Otherwise, I would not have called you.

[Okay, he's letting her be self-sacrificing.]

...Hmph, I have been here for far too long.

[reloves]

You're turning into an old man.

[ That's the fondest kind of teasing Minako can put forward, okay.. it even sounds like she's just softly smiling as she says it. ]

Got it, then. Any suggestions as to what we should order? I don't want you getting stuck with something too embarrassing, you might not survive that by default.

[prosecutory]

Very funny. [And judging from that note, it's not funny at all.]

Nothing overly sweet, if that's all right. [But you can only stare at the catalog, Edgeworth. You can't tell how something tastes without actually ordering it and seeing for yourself.]

[reloves]

Have you looked at the stuff in there? It all looks like it could cause instant cavities!

[ You know, not like Minako has a problem with that - otherwise she wouldn't run Moe Moe with all its pastries and the like - but if Edgeworth doesn't want anything too sweet, he's going to be in for a tough time, probably.. ]

[prosecutory]

Well...yes, but perhaps we could opt for the fruit-based desserts...

[He IS already in for a rough time. It was so hard picking out desserts that wouldn't result in EW TOO MUCH SUGAR disgusted faces while eating.]

[reloves]

...

Are you saying you like bananas?

[ Oh, come on, you can't expect her to not slip in a joke there to lighten the mood. ]

[prosecutory]

[He doesn't get the joke...]

Bananas are fine fruit...I see no reason why I shouldn't.

[reloves]

[ She just snorts. Minako doesn't even bother being subtle about it. ]

Yes, they truly are fine fruit.. [ G.. giggle... ] Have you ever shared them with someone before, Edgeworth-san? I can assure you it's a very.. refreshing experience.

[prosecutory]

Er...no. [Genuinely perplexed. What is so funny about this?] How is it different from sharing anything else?

[reloves]

Maybe you should try!

[ She's totally not going to give it away. Minako's waiting until he'll go ask someone - it'll be hilarious. ]

Especially with some handsome guy. That's how it works the best. [ You don't know how hard she's working to surpress these giggles that are about to burst out. ]

[prosecutory]

...Why?

[Why "handsome guys" in particular? Look, he doesn't get this at all. How does it "work the best" with "handsome guys"?]

[reloves]

You'll discover it when you try, it's something that can't be expressed in words. Just make sure to suck extra hard on them.

[ You're just going to make the innuendo worse by asking on, Edgeworth.. before you know it, you're the hero of every yaoi doujin in her mind.

Or, you know, the bottom. ]

[prosecutory]

...

[That...sounds weird. (That's not how you eat a banana.) And they're taking up too much time that could be spent just carrying out the landlord's whims.

He'll get back on topic.]

I shouldn't be wasting your time further. Let's just decide on what to buy from each other.

[reloves]

[ It's okay, Edgeworth. Just make sure to remember to do it later. Minako will be checking up on your homework for Homoerotic Implications 101. ]

Alright, alright. Just name one thing. I'm fine with anything, so we'll order whatever you want.

[prosecutory]

Hmm...let's each order one slice of apple whip pie.

[reloves]

Your taste is a little old-fashioned, huh..

[ Apparently she couldn't resist making at least some sort of remark, whoops. ]

But got it, I'll go along with that then. Just don't start eating it right away in case it's a bomb or whatever. [ MOST EXTREME SCENARIO.. never say Minako isn't prepared as hell. ]

[prosecutory]

[Better to be old-fashioned than to be unhealthy.]

Of course not. I'll be examining it before I deem it fit for consumption.

[reloves]

That just makes it sound like you're suspecting he put a hair into it or something..

[ Then again, it suits Edgeworth, huh. He could totally be in one of those culinary tv shows where they check out whether people's kitchens are sanitary or not, he'd be a champ at that, she's sure.... ]

[prosecutory]

Would you accept a slice of pie with someone's hair in it, Minako?

[He's nitpicky enough.]

[reloves]

...

Whose hair would we be talking about here?

[ Minako.

She has her priorities, apparently. ]

[prosecutory]

...Anyone's. Imagine that you are eating a slice of pie and you suddenly discover a strand of hair in it.

[Your priorities, Minako.]

[reloves]

I'd call over the waiter first.

[ She nods to herself. ]

And then I'd check to make sure it's a cute guy. If it is, I'd ask him if it is his hair, and if that is the case as well, I'd ask him to kiss me to make up for it..! [ .. at least she knows how to get what she wants out of things.. ]